£30 I Wish I Spent On Shoes…

Here’s our photos from the Clothes Show as promised…



K- We were so close to the catwalk I could almost pretend I was a fashion journalist at a fashion show.


H – Yes that is a pile of wood on his head, it’s fashion alright? Probably inspired by the story of The Three Little Pigs.20131213-171926.jpg



K – An incredibly over dramatic dancer who we couldn’t help but laugh at.




H – Ahh Scott. Yes he may have only sang two songs over and over, but look at that face. And his accent … either way, it was only the fact that I refused to go and take a photo of them together that forced Katie to take this slightly stalkerish photo instead.

K – I kind of love him a little bit. It’s something about the Scottishness I think.

H – It took all my will power to run at him and punch him in the face for the Binky drama from last season.

K – I was still pretty excited. I’ll admit I did squeal.20131213-172125.jpg


K – I got some free fake tan. It was Medium… I’ve vowed to never use it – for good reason as you can see by Hannah’s hand…



Hannah & Katie


Made In Chelsea Catch Up Time!

Season 6, Episode 5

Awkward Silence Count: IIIIIIIIIII



Louise and Spencer go on a conversation date with Louise’s MASSIVE coat. He tells her he’s broken up with whatever-his-girlfriends-name-is. Want a big surprise? He cheated on her. He’s not bothered, but Lou-Lou is and does a classic dramatic huff and stalks out.

Spencer is having a men’s dinner with a nice selection of people he doesn’t like, in some weird sort of dungeon. Stevie texts Tiffany a really awkwardly cringy text asking when ‘they’re next going to make music together’.

Lucy and Louise are friends now?! They have a whole conversation that’s actually friendly. WHAT?

Thankfully, e4 gives us a brilliant argument in the form of Jamie and Spencer about the whole Phoebe-Lucy situation. I’m not sure who wins or whose side everyone else is on. Instead they agree to not fuck each other’s ex’s, but I bet you as much money as I possibly have that that promise will be broken. Spencer then tells Andy that he thinks that Louise still has feelings for him, and has done for the entirety of Andy and Louise’s relationship. Cue extremely long, extremely intense awkward silence. Annndddd break for some adverts.

Jamie confronts Phoebe about her secret boyfriend, and she tries to deny it by simply not saying anything, then making out that she hasn’t done anything wrong.

Lucy and Louise meet up with Spencer’s ex girlfriend to tell her he cheated on her. Spencer then turns up and tells her that he doesn’t get what’s different about sleeping with someone else while in a relationship or sleeping with someone after breaking up with them.

Tiffany and Stevie are on a cocktail making date. She suggests a baby making date next.

This week’s end of season party is at some sort of posh garden center. Some random guy called Sam tells Spencer that Andy has texted Louise telling her he still loves her. NO ANDY! Stevie on the other hand gets turned down by Tiffany despite the fact that he’s the most adorable person ever. Back to Andy, turns out he was drunk when he texted that, but when he tells her that Spencer thinks she still has feelings for him, she doesn’t deny it. Ooh dramatic.

So what have we learned this week? 1) It’s okay to go and practice boxing in the middle of a pavement; 2) No one in Chelsea is physically able to stay faithful; 3) Spencer’s a dick, but we kind of knew that already


Made In Chelsea Catch Up Time!

Season 6, Episode 4

Awkward Silence Count: IIIIIIIIIII


Sorry if you were a bit lost without this last week, but I refuse to watch MIC when on holiday so man up and watch it for yourself lazy.

Firstly, EVERYONE HAS DOGS. Secondly, it’s Binky’s dog’s birthday and they’re throwing him a party in the form of a obstacle course. That’s right. A birthday party for a dog. Including presents. Ahh posh people.

Stevie and Tiff are on a date that involves aprons, though we later find out is all about making pizza, which I feel really doesn’t need an apron, unless you’re below the age of 5. Andy think he’ll friendzone her, and, let’s be honest, he probably will.

The boys have decided to go camping, so, feeling that the girls couldn’t possibly survive in Chelsea all on their own, Rosie organises a spa trip with people who hate each other because she ‘thinks it will be good for them’ and according to Louise ‘it can’t get worse’. I bet it can Louise. I bet it can.

Spencer doesn’t fancy the camping trip, but instead rants about Jamie to Proudlock, about him ‘stealing’ his ex girlfriend, while conveniently forgetting about that time that he stole Jamie’s ACTUAL girlfriend, Louise. Nice one Spencer.

Speaking of ex-stealing, Phoebe confronts Fran about all the Alex drama and calls it the ‘ultimate betrayal’ even though Fran is apologising to her. But what can make this conversation even more angry? Lucy. Oh and there she is, leaving Phoebe to flounce off with the amazingly childish burn ‘Jamie says hi. He just text me.’

Phoebe forces Louise to go gatecrash the boys camping trip and Andy’s pissed. And who would blame him really? Having your ex girlfriend turn up on your boys-only camping trip must be pretty rubbish. Jamie however, it’s pretty damn excited, gets kinda drunk and tells Phoebe he wants to put all his eggs in her basket (yes he actually said that), even the eggs that were in Lucy’s basket.

Lucy finds out and cries. Again, another consequence of dating Spencer Matthews.

This week’s end of episode party is Andy’s gig – he’s adorable. Jamie decides he’s going to decide on Phoebe as his current girl obsession, who unfortunately has gone off on holiday with a different guy. Andy continues to put on a very strange accent as he sings and Louise is having wayyyy too much fun despite the fact that he purposefully didn’t invite her.

Spencer shouts at Jamie for sleeping with Lucy and that strange MIC phenomenon happens again. You know the one when you’re having an argument with someone, apologise to them and say you’ll do exactly what they want and it just makes them more angry. And in a spectacular ending, Spencer throws a drink at him, which only hits his shoulder. Embarrassing.

What have we learnt this week?
1) You must always throw your dog a birthday party
2) Camping ‘in the wilderness’ involves ready built, brick firepits
3) If someone is playing really depressing music, just sway really heavily


Made In Chelsea Catch Up Time!

Season 6, Episode 2

Awkward Silence Count: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


So, Spencer’s on to girlfriend number 102743. This one’s American and calls him ‘honey’ so annoyingly much. They arrive back in Chelsea just as Binky happens to be walking past. Isn’t it strange that their timing was so incredibly accurate and the one person who would happen to walk past would be someone who won’t like the new girlfriend. Tis’ amazing. They have a nice enough conversation but as she walks away Binky does the bitchy eyes which means there’s going to be some shouting at some point.

Louise is still being incredibly annoying and trying to get back with Andy, so they go for a chat on a convenient bench. She does her sad face and Andy tells her he’s annoyed at Spencer’s constant involvement in their relationship. Louise takes that as a chance to try to win him back and decides that an appropriate way to show him how much she loves him is to go out for dinner. How romantic.

Alex and Fran rebel against Phoebe’s dictatorship over their relationship, but in an exciting plot twist that no one could possibly have guessed, a practically topless Phoebe walks past and sees them. She’s pretty pissed and rants to Jamie about how Fran is so selfish. FRAN’S SELFISH!? NO PHOEBE, YOU’RE SELFISH! Ugh.

Spencer’s in another therapy session, and this time it’s because he wants to squeeze Louise’s face. Well that’s what I took away from it anyway.

Louise and Andy are on their relationship fixing date where Louise tells Andy she ‘doesn’t need to change’ and she’s ‘a perfectly good person’. She does however, think that Andy needs to change. Humm, I’m not sure where you’ve got all that from Lou-Lou.

Of course, Spencer and his girlfriend (what’s her name??) just so happen to go to dinner at the same place that Andy and Louise are having a post-breakup chat/argument. I guess that if you’re having a chat with your ex girlfriend about how her ex boyfriend was too involved in your relationship, the last thing you want is said ex boyfriend turning up and showing he’s still involved now. Sorry Andy, but the makers of Made in Chelsea are kinda mean. Andy basically tells Spencer he has no respect for him, but being the gentleman he is, adds ‘in the politest way possible’ on the end. Spencer is much more of an idiot and forces poor Andy to leave. Ughh, I hate Spencer.

*And at this point my internet broke and wouldn’t let me watch the second half. But according to a different blog …*

Spencer takes Louise on a date with him and his girlfriend; the end-of-episode party is at a polo match; Andy’s got with someone else; Louise is pissed at that, and, I assume, she probably cries.

So what have we learnt this week? 1) No conversations should take place standing up. 2) A dinner will fix any relationship problem, and 3) 4od is pretty shoddy at the moment.


Made In Chelsea Catch Up Time!

Season 6, Episode 1

Awkward Silence Count: IIIIIIIII

It seems e4 have given up on pretending that any of this is real life. They’ve swapped the innocent little ‘some scenes may have been edited for your entertainment’ facade to a full-blown-whatever ‘scenes created for entertainment’.  Well done e4. The first step to recovery is acceptance.

What’s the best way to start the new series? Put Spencer in therapy of course. We’re always wondering why he cheats on everyone he so much as touches, so it’s nice that he has the same concern.


But you can’t have too much soul-searching in the first few minutes, so let’s throw in our first group party! Literally, it took them two minutes to get Lucy in a bikini.

Remember the end of last series? Lucy and Spencer were all loved up and he promised never to cheat on her. GUESS WHAT HAPPENED. He stayed faithful! … I kid, he cheated on her. At least four times apparently, which I would say is some sort of record for him, except that it’s probably not.

A new series also means that some members of the cast have re-evaluated their lives and realised their job is to sit in a cafe and talk about relationships, and quit, leaving space for some new cast members! They seem to be great lovers of the words ‘man’ and ‘sweet’. I was keeping count, but actually lost count.

Jamie seems to be the only one still enjoying this elongated, slightly cold looking party and shows this to Spencer by announcing “We’ve been swimminngggg, we’ve been drinkingggg, we’ve been talking to your exxxx”. Pretty much MIC summed up. Spencer tells Jamie that Louise has been texting him (which in Chelsea is code for practically getting engaged)

What’s the latest gossip? Louise has been texting spencer but more importantly HE’S STEALING JAMIE’S GLASSES NIBBLE! What is the world coming to?

Hold up. Speaking of what is the world coming to … what is up with Phoebe’s cornrows? New boy Freddie and Lucy also meet for a reaaaally long handshake as he awkwardly asks her out and she says flat-out no. How do you get yourself out of a situation like that? Go in for the handshake again of course …

Binky’s rocking Mark Francis boat annddddd …. BOOM first glimpse of Stevie. Mmmmmm.

On the other side of the pool, Andy and Louise have trouble in paradise. She keeps going on nights out and disappearing for 24 hours with no word to her poor boyfriend. This sounds suspicious. Turns out Louise has been showing off her lady parts to a number of men who happen not to be said boyfriend. Unfortunately, it’s Lucy who enlightens Andy to this which I assume is going to be the main part of an argument somewhere later on.

Who are we missing here? Francis! It’s almost halfway through the show and still no incredibly awkward Francis moment. But e4 are not ones to disappoint so they’ve gifted us with him asking Rosie out while naked in a pool. She says no.

Wayheeyyy! Andy shouts at Louise as he confronts her about her shoddy faithfulness. She continues to deny it and blab on an on until he tells her to shut up and the whole world cheers. You go Andy! Oh, and she cries. Surprised? This leads to a number of break-up shots complete with emotional music and Louise getting teary.

Back to another integral part of MIC: more clues on Proudlock’s job. This time we’re in his pop up shop?! How does that relate to the other clues we’ve had? I’m so confused.

Spencer drops by to ‘make Louise feel better’ and she complains Lucy’s rude to her as if she is nothing but polite, then claims she hasn’t cheated on Andy. Spencer of course says he’s on her side which means that he wants to be in her pants.

Phoebe is also being a bit of an idiot as she tells Fran that she can’t date her ex Alex, because … wait why Phoebe? She seems to think she has some sort of ownership over him. GO AWAY PHOEBE.

And finally, we may have discovered Spencer’s super power. He’s made Lucy cry too, as he tells her off for telling Andy about Louise’s antics. Maybe it’s just an after effect of dating him?

What have we learned this week? If you shout ‘wooh’ a lot, it makes a party fun. Don’t ask people out naked, and never date Spencer.


May I Have A Banana?

Oh. Em. Gee. Made in Chelsea is on its way back. Who else is so insanely excited? Katie and I definitely are, maybe a little too much. I think our whole conversation at lunch today was about it. In case you haven’t seen the advert, here it is in all it’s amazing singing glory:

… Like how do they make them better every single time? A few things about that advert though:

  • First things first. Proudlock. What is with his hair. Is he wearing ponytails now? And that suit? Really?
  • Jamie is in a short sleeved t-shirt. Andy is in a coat. Which one is lying about the weather?
  • Lucy can make ANYTHING awkward. Even if she’s just in a bar, singing an amusing song.
  • Can anyone remember the name of the girl Francis sings to?
  • Spencer likes bananas
  • And if you didn’t bother to watch the video, here’s a little something to sum it up in one photo.


Come back every Wednesday for our much loved Made In Chelsea Catch Up Time! And if you want to catch up on last season’s drama, check out our previous Catch Ups here.


Made in Chelsea Catch Up Time!

Series 5, Episode 12

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Its end of season pardy time! Although I’m usually not a fan of this episode, but they’ve changed the format so it’s an award show – much less room for awkwardness (the bad kind at least).

It’s a strong start with some terrible acting by Jamie and half of the male cast in tight-fitting superhero outfits…if only I was kidding.


Then we switch back to the studio with some shots of a very bored looking Millie and an appearance from Binky’s Mum – we must be in for a treat.



Spencer is the first to take to the sofa and admits he’s cheated on Lucy. Literally nobody saw this coming, it’s just as rare as Louise crying…


The awkwardness is almost unbearable with Lucy looking like she’s about to cry and having to sit next to Spencer. But being Lucy she then switches quickly back to smug looks and pouts but getting lots of cheers because, unlike Louise she is at least sticking up for herself.

Then its on to the first award (which are called The Spoons?) for ‘Most Accurate Description of Spencer Matthews’ with Jamie winning for when he likened Spenny to a pig on the weird petting zoo date thing with Phoebe. Francis is up next with a video of his ‘Trip to Ghana’ including weird close-ups of his crotch in a tent…Honestly. But looking adorable.

Onto the next Spoon and its for ‘Excellence in Discussing Sex’ – going to be a good one I feel. It goes to Binky’s Mum and then Binky reveals she gave her advice on how to give a good blowjob…Wow.

The 3rd Spoon is for ‘Outstanding Achievement in Stating the Obvious’ going to Spencer for making mistakes.

Then its sofa time again with Andy and an incredible shiny looking Louise. As expected, Andy has forgiven Louise. What a plot twist eh? Lucy says she doesn’t think Louise is telling the truth – I doubt even Andy thought she was to be honest especially after all the weird fingernail eating.



Spoon time again with this one being ‘Scene Stealing by An Inanimate Object’ going to Francis’ sandwich. You know the one.

A talk with Phoebe and Jamie now about their hot tub antics over the phone because Jamie has the Mumps. Jamie being himself digs an even bigger hole by practically outright saying he doesn’t want to be with Tara but does want to be with Phoebe. Oops.

The final Spoon is for ‘Insult of The Series’ which goes to both Spencer and Andy for insulting each other. Lovely and awkward well done Made In Chelsea producers.

Now for the little bit afterwards which may have been one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen. To sum it up all I can just about manage is – Spencer, Proudlock, Francis, Gay Porno. Enough said.


Thinking it had finished by this point my mum tried to open the door to come in. Very bad idea. She was quickly shooed.

Now its all over for, well lets face it, a couple of months?  What will I do with my Monday nights now?!



Made in Chelsea Catch Up Time!

Series 5, Episode 11

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And it’s the last in the series! I don’t know if I’m happy or sad, but I think we all need at least a couple of months break from all of this drama.

Louise is back (boo) and she’s finished Uni so she’ll probably be in the whole episode (even more boo). Andy’s there to meet her from the station in an interestingly flowery jumper. Louise’s excuse for not having any bags is that ‘someone is bringing them down’. But that doesn’t explain why she hasn’t got anything at all. Surely a weekend bag or something?!


Andy takes her off to her surprise graduation party, which, let’s be honest, looks a little disappointing.

Meanwhile at Stevie and Lucy’s flat, Spen-cy are having sexy times and Stevie has the same mug as me. Anyone else feeling really sorry for Stevie? Not only does he have to hear them having sex, but Spencer is wearing his boxers.


Oscar asks Fran out, but in a shocking plot twist, it turns out that Fran and Ollie have been getting frisky. WHAT?!? As in Ollie the guy that just broke up with his girlfriend because he finally wanted to be fully gay?! Ashley ain’ t gonna be happy about that …

Louise is competing for the most disgusting storyline when she spends the night with another guy. Yep, she’s just recreated what Spencer did to her, and Andy almost cries. Seriously, his lip is quivering and everything.


Cheska, Rosie, Binky and Millie are at Doga. Yes, that’s yoga with dogs. And that is all I have to say on that subject.


Andy has an angry chat with Louise. It’s actually in a location that Spencer and Louise once had and angry chat. They must be running out of suave looking bars in Chelsea. Anyway, Louise is being an absolute idiot. I don’t know what’s more annoying – the fact that she doesn’t seem to be able to comprehend what she’s done, or the fact that she’s constantly gnawing on her fingernails in the most unattractive way ever.

This week’s end of episode party is …. at Jamie’s dad’s house. And his dad doesn’t know. Though I bet he does now.

Basically, everyone at this party is mainly concentrated on giving Louise dirty looks. And who wouldn’t? SHE ALMOST MADE ANDY CRY!

Speaking of tears, Louise manages to get her compulsory sniffing in. I mean it is the last episode. But this time she combines it with what could be taken as mild remorse. She apologies to Andy, and him being such a softie, they make up, and agree to ‘work it out together’. Ugh.


But while Andy and Louise are making up, Spencer and Lucy are having a little tiff. Mainly over the fact that Spencer wants to go and comfort Louise, which at the beginning, I thought was kind of over-reacting, until Spencer then tells Louise that ‘a part of him will always love her’. Come on, that’s weird.

So, Doga’s a thing, Louise has overtaken Spencer in my most hated list, and this episode was the most undramatic cliffhanger I’ve ever seen.


Made In Chelsea Disclaimer

Sorry guys! The Made in Chelsea Catch Up post is going to have to wait until tomorrow. I didn’t realise I wouldn’t have an hour in which to watch it, but I’ve gone straight from work, to dinner, to an evening of bridesmaid dress fittings! Come back tomorrow, and it’ll be waiting for you!

But just so you haven’t wasted your time reading this post, watch this full on serious exercise video. If you haven’t seen it already, it’ll definitely brighten your day …



Made in Chelsea Catch Up Time!

Series 5, Episode 9

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It’s episode 9 of series 5! Will this series ever end? Who knows! Is anyone actually still watching it apart from me? I’ll be honest with you guys, watching Made in Chelsea is now the lowlight of my week. After watching the past 4 series, this one has just tipped me over the edge. But still, you guys seem to love this post, so for the sake of this blog, here we go again ….


So Jamie is continuing on his questionable fashion choices by wearing a sleeveless leopard print top, but who cares – BOULLE’S BACK! And they’re played bowls which I always imagine old people play in white trousers.

Lucy’s making sure we all remember the type of gal she is by walking around in her undies in front of Andy and Stevie. Andy’s nostrils expand to dangerous sizes to convey his shock/excitement.


Spencer sends Lucy an ‘essay’ text. Well she says it’s an essay, but really it’s only a couple of sentences. Anyway, the gist is he’s into her, but he also wants to shag other ladies. Always the charmer Spenny.

Francis, Jamie, Millie and Rosie are playing tennis together, with Rosie wearing a rose headband. I’m sorry, but if you’ve got that thing on your head you can’t really be doing much. While Rosie’s ranting her 101 reasons why Spencer’s a dick, Mark Francis turns up to invite them to a masquerade ball. As you do.


Phoebe bitches to Alex about Lucy and basically tells him that Lucy is a horrible person who will mess him around. I have two problems with that. 1) what has Lucy even done?! Okay, she once texted one of Phoebe’s friend’s boyfriend thinking he was single. And that’s it. Why is does she keep going on about how all the horrible things Lucy has done to her when actually it’s Phoebe being the bitch here. And 2) didn’t Alex cheat on Phoebe several times? Does that not mean there’s a bigger chance of him messing Lucy around? Also, his hair looks like a triangle.

Jamie apologises to Lucy, and admits that he did kiss her in the hot-tub. Congrats Jamie, you finally did it. They make up and hug and air kiss and everything is good again.

The newly broken up Ollie and Ashley just so happen to end up in the same restaurant where Ashley is on a date with Josh. Ashley is NOT happy. She screams at Ollie that he lied to her for the entirety of their relationship about being into girls as well as guys, while Ollie stutters and Josh and Oscar have an awkward chat about the food.


Phoebe bitches to Francis and Jamie about Lucy and Alex’s relationship mixed in with shots of Lucy and Alex on their date looking pretty happy together. Phoebe can’t seem to understand why Alex would be interested in Lucy when she wants him to be following her around all the time. I dunno Phoebe, MAYBE HE JUST LIKES HER????

It’s the end-of-episode-party! YAY! This week it’s a masquerade ball in which Millie looks like a panda and Francis warns Josh that Ashley is a sock stealer while wearing a penis style mask. Standard.


Phoebe seems to feel that she hasn’t bitched to enough people this episode so heads on over to Lucy and Binky to display her horrible personality to the world, then runs off to Jamie to bitch about the bitching and seems surprised that Lucy was offended when she said she had a bad reputation.


Spencer calls Jamie up and tells him he’s chilling in Barcelona. Spenny tells Jamie to get a group of people together and come over to join him, but to make sure to get Lucy there. He even invites Alex in order to create some more drama in next week’s episode. Lucy doesn’t look like she particularly wants to go, but tough luck Watson. It’s probably in your contract.

So Phoebe’s a bitch, Phoebe’s and bitch, and Phoebe is a complete bitch.